Dear Dog walkers:
And so it all began when a voice came in the head of wishful humans: let there be connectivity- and then voom! there. Connection between the physical worlds was once a reality till earth did us part. Which is perhaps why our discontent led to an industrial revolution in the last Victorian century and then another revolution in the ‘Jobs-Gate’ century that birthed Cisco as DOS transformation from 1994 to 2005. The results are staggering: in my lifetime since JFK made the presidency of the USA more about humans than politicians I have gotten ‘A LiKE’ on twitter from a sitting 2 term president on twitter. Now that smells like connectedness. I even share a post with NBA and NFL stars.
Look don’t be jealous when I say I am more important that all the rich guys that boarded the titanic in 1912. Jeff Stibel of Bryant and Stibel venture even said Hi the other day on Linkedin.com. Before all these need to connect with our environment, before going the extra mile to make Facebook a household name over MySpace so we can say Hi to people we will never shake hands with in real life at the farmers, there was the wagging tail that loved us unconditionally.
Dogs are blinded by love and affection for humans. Their love is so strong we are forced to face ourselves in the mirror and take them off our carnivoreous menu. Cows and chicken must be jealous. Dog will do almost anything to makes us laugh or even stop to tickle them on our way to a serious bowl movement convention in the outback or restroom for those out of touch with nature.
Connection through devices is this century’s industrial revolution. Our time and space is so consummated by gadgets that we break up now on texting after a long affectinate 1 month of dating. Dogs got left out because they cannot text or drive. But there is hope in connecting with all love once like Fido the dog. EVURO dog eco leashes is yes a leash with the mission to calibrate the size and strength of the dog through our ecommerce site and suggest which of our leashes is good for the 189 lbs Shepard versus the 80 pound Beagle. Don’t roll yours eyes yet. You might have reflected fir a sec: What leash company can’t do that? I know. Relax.
EVURO dog comes with a scooping chamber integrated firmly with the retractable leash chamber. You insert quilted specially designed paper towel to scoop with a push of a button. You still have to bend to scoop but you do not touch the dog poop through some groceries plastic bag.
Ok back on track. There is a connectivity: evurodog ecoleash has a CAM to record still pictures and video moments at the park and send to your clouds database to share with your dog trainer before they make that traffic jam trip on Uber to see you. IoT is internet of things and it is a big deal at the EVURO INC start up. Our hightech trashcan that will convert the dog feces and paper to dry odorless pulp can notify us via cellular technology when it is full or malfunctions. Uber for trashcan gets the notification and our assigned trash remover will be on the scene to take care of it. We will see it all in our satellite location vis desktop as well. For 90 days our customers will enjoy free subscription of face time with the purchase of hardware that comes with evuroecoleash. The ECO signifies our commitment to aggregate the 11.6 million tons of dog poop per year in North America and process them to be ready as fertilizer additive for pet food farmers.
With EVURO dog leash all rover.com and wag dog walking staff in the field in people’s houses do not have to worry about E. Coli infestations from a stranger’s dog for only $30 paid moment.
Everyone wins. Dog poop disgust is removed, over flowing landfills will turn around and man’s best friend will be in touch 24 hours via connectivity. EVURO, be the difference.
By Maximus Seneca